Quote by Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding hi

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. – Albert Einstein

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Love makes time pass away and time makes love pass away. – Proverb

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When we disclaim praise, it is only showing our desire to be praised a second time. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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