The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen