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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding hi

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it. – John Wooden

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Time has been transformed, and we have changed it has advanced and set us in motion it has unveiled its face, inspiring us with bewilderment and exhilaration. – Khalil Gibran

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Time

Im dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. Its just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I dont have time for these clowns. – Charlie Sheen

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Time

If we dont get gun-control laws in this country, we are full of beans. To have the National Rifle Association rule the United States is pathetic. And I agree with Mayor Michael Bloomberg: Its time to put up or shut up about gun control for both parties. – Harvey Weinstein

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Time

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I do not know that any writer has supposed that on this earth man will ultimately be able to live without food. – Thomas Malthus

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Reasoned arguments and suggestions which make allowance for the full difficulties of the state of war that exists may help, and will always be listened to with respect and sympathy. – Stafford Cripps

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Sympathy

Age attacks when we least expect it. – Terri Guillemets

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But at any rate, the point is that God is what nobody admits to being, and everybody really is. – Alan Watts

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