Quote by Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding hi

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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I think Im finally growing up – and about time. – Elizabeth Taylor

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Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, Youre fired! – Donald Trump

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Short as life is, we make it still shorter by the careless waste of time. – Victor Hugo

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If you start using a medication in a person with autism, you should see an obvious improvement in behavior in a short period of time. If you do not see an obvious improvement, they probably should not be taking the stuff. It is that simple. – Temple Grandin

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Pearls mean tears. – Doris Lessing

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