The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen