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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding hi

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Party Invitation
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Fred Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Make measurable progress in reasonable time. – Jim Rohn

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I feel when somebody has been playing cricket for a long time, he creates a separate identity for himself. – Sachin Tendulkar

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I passionately hate the idea of being with it I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time. – Orson Welles

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Viewed freely, the English language is the accretion and growth of every dialect, race, and range of time, and is both the free and compacted composition of all. – Walt Whitman

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The reason Gov. Romney passed Romneycare as governor of Massachusetts in 2006 was because many Republicans viewed health care reform, mandates and all, as a way to inoculate against Democratic charges that Republicans didnt care about people who lacked health insurance. – Ari Fleischer

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You make a living by what you get, but you make a life by what you give. – Author Unknown

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Im not one aspect of the human experience – none of us is. – Jennifer Aniston

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