The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen
An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen