Quote by Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding hi

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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There is but an hour a day between a good housewife and a bad one. – English Proverb

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Youve got to stand up and do your own battles. My daddy taught me that a long time ago, that you fight your own battles. The only way to shut everybody up is to win. – Terry Bradshaw

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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry

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People who dont know me have opinions about me. Thats the part thats very hurtful. Because how do you form an opinion about somebody if youve never met them or spent any time with them? So its all based upon hearsay or things that theyve read. – Rick Barry

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