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Quote by Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding hi

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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Fred Allen
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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Fred Allen
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My top most priority is to deal with Indias massive social and economic problems, so that chronic poverty, ignorance and disease can be conquered in a reasonably short period of time. – Manmohan Singh

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Time is not a thing, thus nothing which is, and yet it remains constant in its passing away without being something temporal like the beings in time. – Martin Heidegger

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Live one day at a time emphasizing ethics rather than rules. – Wayne Dyer

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And when is there time to remember, to sift, to weigh, to estimate, to total? – Tillie Olsen

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Genius always finds itself a century too early. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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It is sadder to find the past again and find it inadequate to the present than it is to have it elude you and remain forever a harmonious conception of memory. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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