Quote by Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding hi

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Other Quotes from
Time
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Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you. – Anon.

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Time

Time is bunk. – Douglas Adams

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Time

You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by; but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by. – J.M. Barrie

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Time

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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Time

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The bottom line is, I tend to be going back to older and older music. – Martin Scorsese

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Men are more accountable for their motives, than for anything else; and primarily, morality consists in the motives, that is in the affections. – Archibald Alexander

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motivational

There has never been a protracted war from which a country has benefited. – Sun Tzu

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You cant trust a promise someone makes while theyre drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office. – Joe Moore

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