Quote by Douglas Adams
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a nat

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second- rate technology, led them into it in the first place. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Computers
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Life…is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Life
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Isnt it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? – Douglas Adams

Category:
Atheism
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

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Humorous

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Category:
Humorous

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

Category:
Humorous

I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

Sometimes guys are so concerned with being cool and hanging out with their friends. They dont want to seem like the guy that has to call his girlfriend. Its just boys growing up. – Kristin Cavallari

Category:
cool

Its a new day for the Democrats when it comes to matters of faith, and the younger Evangelicals are aware of this and many of them are moving into the Democratic camp. – Tony Campolo

Category:
Faith

In the last analysis, what we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. – Stephen Covey

Category:
communication

May it not be that, just as we have to have faith in Him, God has to have faith in us and, considering the history of the human race so far, may it not be that faith is even more difficult for Him than it is for us? – W. H. Auden

Category:
Faith