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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a nat

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams

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I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: “Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.” – Douglas Adams

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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East

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If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Man was predestined to have free will. – Hal Lee Luyah

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Words can be said in bitterness and anger, and often there seems to be an element of truth in the nastiness. And words dont go away, they just echo around. – Jane Goodall

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Unlimited power corrupts the possessor. – William Pitt

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When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry. – William Shakespeare

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Every singer eventually gets around to a Christmas disc. – Renee Fleming

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