Quote by Douglas Adams
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a nat

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second- rate technology, led them into it in the first place. – Douglas Adams

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Computers
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Isnt it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? – Douglas Adams

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Atheism
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went

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Humorous

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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Humorous

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. – Rita Mae Brown

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Humorous

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You know its love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if youre not part of their happiness. – Julia Roberts

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Happiness

The man who cannot endure to have his errors and shortcomings brought to the surface and made known, but tries to hide them, is unfit to walk the highway of truth. – James Allen

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Truth

To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others. – Buddha

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Miscellaneous

My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think Im on Downton Abbey. – Allison Williams

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dad