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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a nat

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams

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Isnt it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? – Douglas Adams

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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