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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a nat

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

Isnt it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? – Douglas Adams

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Atheism
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Douglas Adams
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. – Douglas Adams

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Family
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

Category:
Humorous

All generalizations are bad. – R.H. Grenier

Category:
Humorous

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

I have always written poetry but I have never applied it to songwriting. – Janine Turner

Category:
Poetry

When I approach a child, he inspires in me two sentiments tenderness for what he is, and respect for what he may become. – Louis Pasteur

Category:
respect

I shall be an autocrat, thats my trade and the good Lord will forgive me, thats his. – Catherine the Great

Category:
Forgiveness

My dreams are all follies. – Taylor Caldwell

Category:
Dreams