Quote by Douglas Adams
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a nat

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second- rate technology, led them into it in the first place. – Douglas Adams

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Computers
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Isnt it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? – Douglas Adams

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Atheism
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Someone has said: “A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.” – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962), quoted from a physiology lecture by his Uni

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Humorous

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East

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Humorous

The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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Humorous

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It is not possible to create peace in the Middle East by jeopardizing the peace of the world. – Aneurin Bevan

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As a player, I was fortunate to work with coaching and medical staffs that underscored the importance of utilizing injury prevention exercises, which contributed to my healthy and long playing career. – Cobi Jones

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Medical

What does that represent? There was never any question in plastic art, in poetry, in music, of representing anything. It is a matter of making something beautiful, moving, or dramatic – this is by no means the same thing. – Fernand Leger

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Poetry

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. – German Proverb

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Medical