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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a nat

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams

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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. – Douglas Adams

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Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

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The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change

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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went

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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. – Rita Mae Brown

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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. – Carol Burnett

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The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease. – Ashley Montagu

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[O]ne moon lights a thousand forevers… – Meng Chiao

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