I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder Category: Tooth Fairy
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. – Ralph Waldo Emerson Category: Tooth Fairy
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain Category: Tooth Fairy
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. – David Richerby Category: Tooth Fairy
The best way to enhance freedom in other lands is to demonstrate here that our democratic system is worthy of emulation. – Jimmy Carter Category: Freedom
A constant smirk upon the face, and a whiffing activity of the body, are strong indications of futility. – Lord Chesterfield Category: Futility
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. – Albert Einstein Category: Intelligence
Friendship without self-interest is one of the rare and beautiful things of life. – James F. Byrnes Category: Friendship
