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Unless you're as stupid as a lamppost you've got to wonder what

Unless you’re as stupid as a lamppost you’ve got to wonder what’s coming off next, your arm? Your leg? Your neck? Every morning when you wake up it seems a lot of your parts aren’t stuck on as good as they used to be. – Christopher Paul Curtis, Bud, Not Buddy

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