I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder Category: Tooth Fairy
The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. – F. Scott Fitzgerald Category: Tooth Fairy
True happiness… is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. – Helen Keller Category: Happiness
To attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see the Light without knowing the Darkness. It cannot be. – Frank Herbert Category: Truth
The stronger the body, the more it obeys; the weaker the body, the more it commands. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712–1778) Category: Body
Did you ever hear anyone say, “That work had better be banned because I might read it and it might be very damaging to me?” – Joseph Henry Jackson Category: Censorship