Quote by Dana Snyder
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth a

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder

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There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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