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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth a

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder

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Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. – Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605

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Losing baby teeth were a part and parcel of one’s life — a symbol of growing up, and it is the tooth-fairy that makes this otherwise dreaded and painful process an exciting one — something to look forward to. – Mansi Maheshwari

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Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. – Peter Ustinov

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The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. – Thomas Fuller

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