Logo
Quote by Dana Snyder
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth a

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder

Other quotes by Dana Snyder
Other Quotes from
Tooth Fairy
category

Listen to the wisdom of the toothless ones. – Fijian Proverb

Category:
Tooth Fairy

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. – Peter Ustinov

Category:
Tooth Fairy

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. – David Richerby

Category:
Tooth Fairy

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. – Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605

Category:
Tooth Fairy

Random Quotes

Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master. – Jesse Jackson

Category:
Justice & Law

Everybody has basically the same family, its just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next. – Doug Coupland

Category:
Family

Well, Mom and Dad are both actors, and Ive spent a lot of time watching my mom on stage and a lot of time on set with my dad, so it was very much a part of my growing up. – Eleanor Tomlinson

Category:
mom

In aid, the proper attitude is one omitting gratitude. – Marya Mannes

Category:
Attitude