Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain Category: Tooth Fairy
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966 Category: Tooth Fairy
Promise me youll always remember: Youre braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. – A. A. Milne Category: Intelligence
Money may be the husk of many things but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintance, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness. – Henrik Ibsen Category: Money
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry Category: Violence
