Unless you’re as stupid as a lamppost you’ve got to wonder what’s coming off next, your arm? Your leg? Your neck? Every morning when you wake up it seems a lot of your parts aren’t stuck on as good as they used to be. – Christopher Paul Curtis, Bud, Not Buddy

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. – Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605

You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. – Author Unknown