Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen