Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen Category: Sex
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown Category: Sex
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. – J.G. Ballard, “News from the Sun,” Myths of the Near Future, 1982 Category: Sex
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. – William Arthur Ward Category: Forgiveness
I have a cycle that is not particularly cool, but its a cycle: trash myself to reward myself. – Jeff Bridges Category: cool
I love classical music and often listen to symphonies or opera in the morning. – William Mapother Category: Morning
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno Category: Drive Safely
