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Men get laid, but women get screwed. - Quentin Crisp

Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp

Other quotes by Quentin Crisp

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know the third is that you cant think what to do with the long winter evenings. – Quentin Crisp

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Money
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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy they want to be right. – Quentin Crisp

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Happiness
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For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or unforeseen change. – Quentin Crisp

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Change
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Other Quotes from
Sex
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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. – William Osler

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Sex

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. – J. Edgar Hoover, attributed

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Sex

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown

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Sex

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Nothing weights lighter than a promise. – German Proverb

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I wasnt even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse. – Michael Bergin

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