Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. – Quentin Crisp

Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. – Quentin Crisp
Its no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer. By then, pigs will be your style. – Quentin Crisp