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Men get laid, but women get screwed. - Quentin Crisp

Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp

Other quotes by Quentin Crisp

Its no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer. By then, pigs will be your style. – Quentin Crisp

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good
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Quentin Crisp
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses. – Quentin Crisp

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Intelligence
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Quentin Crisp
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The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency. – Quentin Crisp

Category:
Happiness
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Other Quotes from
Sex
category

An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single. – Charlotte Bingham

Category:
Sex

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

Category:
Sex
[T]he common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex. – Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer

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Sex

Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports. – Hugh Hefner

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Sex

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He who goes unenvied shall not be admired. – Aeschylus

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Latin food suffers like Chinese. You can do marginal Chinese and be successful. You can do crappy Mexican and be packed. – Aaron Sanchez

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