Quote by Quentin Crisp
Men get laid, but women get screwed. - Quentin Crisp

Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp

Other quotes by Quentin Crisp

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses. – Quentin Crisp

Category:
Intelligence
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A gentleman doesnt pounce he glides. If a woman sits on a piece of furniture which permits your sitting beside her, you are free to regard this as an invitation, though not an unequivocal one. – Quentin Crisp

Category:
Seduction
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Other Quotes from
Sex
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To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader

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Sex

If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, Id decline. Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order, Id reply, so I can go on drinking and smoking! – Luis Bunuel

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Sex

My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. – Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

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Sex

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. – Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985

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Sex

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We have left undone those things which we ought to have done; and we have done those things which we ought not to have done. – Book Of Common Prayer

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It is almost impossible systematically to constitute a natural moral law. Nature has no principles. She furnishes us with no reason to believe that human life is to be respected. Nature, in her indifference, makes no distinction between good and evil. – Anatole France

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