Quote by Quentin Crisp
Men get laid, but women get screwed. - Quentin Crisp

Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp

Other quotes by Quentin Crisp

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster. – Quentin Crisp

Category:
relationship
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A gentleman doesnt pounce he glides. If a woman sits on a piece of furniture which permits your sitting beside her, you are free to regard this as an invitation, though not an unequivocal one. – Quentin Crisp

Category:
Seduction
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Sex
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

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Sex

The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isnt sex but something else. – James Agate

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Sex

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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Sex

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be. – Norman Mailer (1923–2007)

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Sex

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