Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen