Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen