Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen