Quote by Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Sexual liberation, as a slogan, turns out to be another kind of bondage. For a woman it offers orgasm as her ultimate and major fulfillment; its better than motherhood. – Victoria Billings

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. – W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner

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Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. – Ian Fleming

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