Quote by Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. – William Osler

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The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species. – Leonardo da Vinci

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My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. – Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

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Is truth always positive? Of course. Once the truth comes out, you know, its all right. Were scared that if the truth comes out that its not all right. Its the other way around. – Yoko Ono

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To me, success is choice and opportunity. – Harrison Ford

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