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Quote by Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. – William H. Masters

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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. – William Osler

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Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. – Author Unknown

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Sex – Enid Bagnold

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If you use your mind to study reality, you wont understand either your mind or reality. If you study reality without using your mind, youll understand both. – Bodhidharma

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To become a thoroughly good man is the best prescription for keeping a sound mind and a sound body. – Francis Bowen

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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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