Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen