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Quote by Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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funny
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Woody Allen
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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

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Punishment
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Sex
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Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. – Author Unknown

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Sex

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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Sex

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. – Author Unknown

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Sex

You have to see the sex act comically, as a child. – W. H. Auden

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Sex

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For some it is love undeniably. For others it is making it work, never actually knowing what it is. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I hear good things about Xbox Live from some of my younger teammates. I think it would be fun to be able to challenge fans all over the world. It would be cool to be able to play some of my friends back home in the States. Im looking forward to trying it. – Claudio Reyna

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Courage conquers all things: it even gives strength to the body. – Ovid

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Though it is very important for man as an individual that his religion should be true, that is not the case for society. Society has nothing to fear or hope from another life; what is most important for it is not that all citizens profess the true religion but that they should profess religion. – Alexis de Tocqueville

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