Quote by Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. – Lord Chesterfield

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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. – Susan Sontag

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Because her instinct has told her, or because she has been reliably informed, the faded virgin knows that the supreme joys are not for her; she knows by a process of the intellect; but she can feel her deprivation no more than the young mother can feel the hardship of the virgins lot. – Arnold Bennett

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. – SwamiX

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