Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen
If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen