Quote by Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

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Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be. – Norman Mailer (1923–2007)

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If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, Id decline. Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order, Id reply, so I can go on drinking and smoking! – Luis Bunuel

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Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports. – Hugh Hefner

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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. – David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965

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I used to think that losing made you more hungry and determined but after my success at the Olympics and the U.S. Open I realise that winning is the biggest motivation. – Andy Murray

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