Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen