Quote by Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Expectation
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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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God
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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. – Marlene Dietrich

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It is not sex that gives the pleasure but the lover. – Marge Piercy

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. – J. Edgar Hoover, attributed

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It is the first purpose of hope to make hopelessness bearable. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Business practices and how we treat the planet are also in desperate need of re-humanization. – Simon Mainwaring

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