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Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

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Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

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You have to see the sex act comically, as a child. – W. H. Auden

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. – Louise Sammons

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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown

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