Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen