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Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, Id decline. Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order, Id reply, so I can go on drinking and smoking! – Luis Bunuel

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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. – Anon.

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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. – William B. Yeats

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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