Quote by Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen

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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen

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Space
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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. – Marlene Dietrich

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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. – David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965

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Sex

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

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