Quote by Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, Id decline. Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order, Id reply, so I can go on drinking and smoking! – Luis Bunuel

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Nothing risqué, nothing gained. – Alexander Woollcott

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To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. – Bernard Poulin

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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