Quote by Jon Stewart
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. – Jon Stewart

Other quotes by Jon Stewart

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that were in a battle between tyranny and freedom – its a series of pendulum swings. – Jon Stewart

Category:
Freedom
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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, theyre going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart

Category:
legal
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The seven marvels that best represent mans achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote… so look for Howard Sterns Private Parts to come in No. 1. – Jon Stewart

Category:
best
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Other Quotes from
Internet
category

A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Internet

What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist. – Author Unknown

Category:
Internet

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. – Bill Gates

Category:
Internet

And if we allow science to become politicized, then we are lost. We will enter the Internet version of the dark ages, an era of shifting fears and wild prejudices, transmitted to people who dont know any better. – Michael Crichton

Category:
Internet

Random Quotes

Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion. – Scottish Proverb

Category:
Revolution

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life. – Chinese Proverb

Category:
Teaching

I think a nice romantic dinner should be saved for when you and the girl youre dating or seeing have something special and its a more special occasion. – Ben Savage

Category:
dating

I really would like to stop working forever—never work again, never do anything like the kind of work I’m doing now—and do nothing but write poetry and have leisure to spend the day outdoors and go to museums and see friends…. Just a literary and quiet city-hermit existence. – Allen Ginsberg

Category:
Writing