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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. – Jon Stewart

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McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

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Mosaic is the 1990s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your trip to Florida – painful for everyone but the host. – Steve G. Steinberg

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Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. – Andrew Brown

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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page. – Bill Clinton, 1996

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Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet. – Karl Kleinpaste

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