The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source. – Benjamin Franklin
The problem with internet quotes is that you cannot always depend on their accuracy. – Abraham Lincoln
The best tweets are the ones you never make. – Corey Mohler, @existentialcoms
The only social networking I did this weekend was with my family. I actually let the battery on my laptop completely die. РBetsy Ca̱as Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com (2009 tweet, @wildthyme)
A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics. – Denise Caruso, about the Internet
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. – Andy Grove
The age of technology has both revived the use of writing and provided ever more reasons for its spiritual solace. Emails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. – Anna Quindlen
When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page. – Bill Clinton, 1996
Using Twitter like a dandelion uses the wind… Spreading messages, not exactly knowing where they might go, some taking roots and blossoming, some making a adventurous journey through the air but not falling on fertile ground. So what? A process of beauty and joy. – Detlef Cordes, detlefcordes.org
The message for business people contemplating their place in cyberspace is simple and direct: get linked or get lost. – Vic Sussman and Kenan Pollack
On the internet even our privacy is public. – Terri Guillemets
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams
In cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance. – John Perry Barlow
Describing the Internet as the Network of Networks is like calling the Space Shuttle a thing that flies. – John Lester
A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace. – Author Unknown
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. – Dan Quayle, attributed
A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
