The Internet is the trailer park for the soul. – Marilyn Manson
The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills. – Author Unknown
We have technology, finally, that for the first time in human history allows people to really maintain rich connections with much larger numbers of people. – Pierre Omidyar
The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I dont need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door. – Anon.
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet. – Anon.
In Cyberspace, the 1st Amendment is a local ordinance. – John Perry Barlow
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. – Andrew Brown
The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers. – Jamais Cascio
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990s. – Chris Clark
And if we allow science to become politicized, then we are lost. We will enter the Internet version of the dark ages, an era of shifting fears and wild prejudices, transmitted to people who dont know any better. – Michael Crichton
Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly. – Roger Ebert
The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You cant step on it. You cant go around it. Youve got to get through it. – John Evans
Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, its a lot more. – Tom Fasulo
Cyberspace: A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation. – William Gibson
I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though shes too young to have logged on yet. Heres what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet? – Mike Godwin
The ides of surfing the net — I dont know who called it that — its more like slogging through the net. – Al Di Guido
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet. – Karl Kleinpaste
Information Superhighway is really an acronym for Interactive Network For Organizing, Retrieving, Manipulating, Accessing And Transferring Information On National Systems, Unleashing Practically Every Rebellious Human Intelligence, Gratifying Hackers, Wiseacres, And Yahoos. – Keven Kwaku
Gays have become the unpaid secretaries of desire, filing and cataloguing human weakness. Promiscuity is now a form of bureaucracy. Tedious, eye-straining, number-crunching slave work – Mark Simpson
Mosaic is the 1990s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your trip to Florida – painful for everyone but the host. – Steve G. Steinberg
