Internet

Twitter is just a multiplayer notepad. – Ben Maddox

Science fiction does not remain fiction for long. And certainly not on the Internet. – Vinton Cerf

Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy. – Clement Mok

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist. – Author Unknown

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. – Author Unknown

Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave. – Dita Von Teese

Cutting through the acronyms and argot that littered the hearing testimony, the Internet may fairly be regarded as a never-ending worldwide conversation. The government may not, through the CDA, interrupt that conversation. – Stewart Dalzell, ruling on the constitutionality of the Communications Decency A

The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. – John Gilmore, 1993

A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the Universe and move bits of it about. – Douglas Adams

The Internet interprets the US Congress as system damage and routes around it. – Jeanne DeVoto, take-off on a quote by John Gilmore

The Internet is full. Go away. – Author Unknown

If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. – Rob Stampfli

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. – Natalie Sequera

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect. – Esther Dyson

On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us. In real life we get really scared and run away. – Author Unknown

There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. – Don Rittner