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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into th

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. – Penn Jillett

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Using Twitter like a dandelion uses the wind… Spreading messages, not exactly knowing where they might go, some taking roots and blossoming, some making a adventurous journey through the air but not falling on fertile ground. So what? A process of beauty and joy. – Detlef Cordes, detlefcordes.org

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The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I dont need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door. – Anon.

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The Internet is based on a layered, end-to-end model that allows people at each level of the network to innovate free of any central control. By placing intelligence at the edges rather than control in the middle of the network, the Internet has created a platform for innovation. – Vinton Cerf

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If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. – Rob Stampfli

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