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Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. - Author Unknown

Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. – Author Unknown

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Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the Department of Motor Vehicles. – Dave Barry, Dave Barry in Cyberspace

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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams

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