People who snore always fall asleep first. – Author Unknown
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown out a worse one. – Elbert Hubbard
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. – Author Unknown
The trouble with, “A place for everything and everything in its place” is that there’s always more everything than places. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. – Bat Masterson
No one is listening until you fart. – Author Unknown
Interchangeable parts don’t, leakproof seals aren’t, and self-starters won’t. – Author Unknown
It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t have a pencil with me. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Keep a thing seven years and it’s bound to come in handy. – Russian Proverb
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. – Richard Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” fr
There is nothing more essential to getting a project off the ground than the underestimate. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object; unless it be still fed with fresh discoveries, and kept alive by a perpetual succession of miracles rising into view. – Joseph Addison
I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
There are men whom you will never dislodge from an opinion, except by taking possession of it yourself. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. – Sam Ewing
I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. – Elaine Dundy
Eventually you realize that certain people are never going to notice you, and certain others are going to find you no matter where you hide. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment. – Richard Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” fr
There are things you do that come back to haunt you — and things that haunt you without ever leaving. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
