The trouble with, “A place for everything and everything in its place” is that there’s always more everything than places. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? – François VI de la Rochefoucault

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. – Edgar Allan Poe

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. – Author Unknown