Logo
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that

Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. – Richard Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” fr

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
How True!
category

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object; unless it be still fed with fresh discoveries, and kept alive by a perpetual succession of miracles rising into view. – Joseph Addison

Category:
How True!

Perfume: any smell that is used to drown out a worse one. – Elbert Hubbard

Category:
How True!

How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? – François VI de la Rochefoucault

Category:
How True!

I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. – Elaine Dundy

Category:
How True!

Random Quotes

I know what I dont know. To this day, I dont know technology, and I dont know finance or accounting. – Bernard Ebbers

Category:
finance

I think happiness comes from self-acceptance. We all try different things, and we find some comfortable sense of who we are. We look at our parents and learn and grow and move on. We change. – Jamie Lee Curtis

Category:
Change

My dad was my best friend and greatest role model. He was an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband and friend. – Tiger Woods

Category:
amazing

Discretion of speech is more than eloquence; and to speak agreeably to him with whom we deal is more than to speak in good words or in good order. – Francis Bacon

Category:
Gossip