It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. – Author Unknown

A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin P. Jones

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. – Author Unknown

How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? – François VI de la Rochefoucault