Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. – Author Unknown

Interchangeable parts don’t, leakproof seals aren’t, and self-starters won’t. – Author Unknown

Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. – Richard Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” fr

There are men whom you will never dislodge from an opinion, except by taking possession of it yourself. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers