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Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise. – Animal Crossing: Wild World (Nintendo video game) written by Takayuki Ikkaku, Ar

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. – Alec Yuill Thornton

If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. – Christiaan Barnard

You can cheat on your boyfriend or girlfriend but not on your workout. – Author Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. – Mark Twain

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia. – Barbara Ehrenreich

Let me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world. It gives women a feeling of freedom and self-reliance. I stand and rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a wheel…the picture of free, untrammeled womanhood. – Susan B. Anthony

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and Im damned if Im going to use up mine running up and down a street. – Neil Armstrong

I can feel the wind go by when I run. It feels good. It feels fast. – Evelyn Ashford

Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley

Athletes have studied how to leap and how to survive the leap some of the time and return to the ground. They dont always do it well. But they are our philosophers of actual moments and the body and soul in them, and of our maneuvers in our emergencies and longings. – Harold Brodkey

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my treadmill. It never fails. To us, exercise is nothing short of a miracle. – Cher

Use it or lose it. – Jimmy Connors

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. – Chauncey Depew

When I must shipwrack, I would do it in a sea, where mine impotencie might have some excuse; not in a sullen weedy lake, where I could not have so much as exercise for my swimming. – John Donne

Intellectual tasting of life will not supersede muscular activity. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy you dont need it. If you are sick you shouldnt take it. – Henry Ford

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes. – Robert Maynard Hutchins

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts. – St. Jerome

The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon. – Douglas William Jerrold