Quote by Christiaan Barnard
If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to w

If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. – Christiaan Barnard

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I dont believe medical discoveries are doing much to advance human life. As fast as we create ways to extend it we are inventing ways to shorten it. – Christiaan Barnard

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Use it or lose it. – Jimmy Connors

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The only valid excuse for not exercising is paralysis. – Moira Nordholt, feelgoodguru.com

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When I must shipwrack, I would do it in a sea, where mine impotencie might have some excuse; not in a sullen weedy lake, where I could not have so much as exercise for my swimming. – John Donne

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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. – Author Unknown

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