Quote by Christiaan Barnard
If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to w

If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. – Christiaan Barnard

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