I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race — never quite sane in the night. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain