I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain