I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain