Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. – Author Unknown

There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you do it. The other is that you continue to do it. – The New Glucose Revolution for Diabetes by Jennie Brand-Miller, Kaye Foster-Powe

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. – Alec Yuill Thornton

Let me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world. It gives women a feeling of freedom and self-reliance. I stand and rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a wheel…the picture of free, untrammeled womanhood. – Susan B. Anthony