Its so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early – is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan? – David Letterman
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman
Theres no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. – David Letterman
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, Ive got a doctor with me 24 hours a day. Yeah, thats always the sign of a man in good health, isnt it? – David Letterman