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Its so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, o

Its so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early – is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan? – David Letterman

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Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide. – Stephen Evans

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I absolutely adore Thanksgiving. Its the only holiday I insist on making myself. – Ina Garten

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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

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In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and were hoping our last one is a Longhorn. It gives us family fun on Thanksgiving Day. – Bob Wells

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