Theres no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. – David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

Theres no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. – David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman
Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. – David Letterman
The dumber half of the audience – whether theyre male or female, and a lot of them are male – for some reason responds very quickly to the feminine voice. How can I put it? They kind of instantly react to the female voice in a positive way quicker than they would the male voice. – Frank Black