Logo
Quote by David Letterman
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is wo

We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, hes also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. – David Letterman

Other quotes by David Letterman

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman

Category:
Intelligence
Author
David Letterman
Read Quote

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, Ive got a doctor with me 24 hours a day. Yeah, thats always the sign of a man in good health, isnt it? – David Letterman

Category:
Health
Author
David Letterman
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Future
category

I have great expectations for the future, because the past was highly overrated. – Sylvester Stallone

Category:
Future

Not even the brightest future can make up for the fact that no roads lead back to what came before – to the innocence of childhood or the first time we fell in love. – Jo Nesbo

Category:
Future

Im still driving along on the pop freeway of life. Thinking even further into the future, I definitely want to make an acoustic record. I want to try lots of different things. – Katy Perry

Category:
Future

By doing something positive in this world, youre helping people and the future. Were all trying to help the world… make it a better place to live. Were actually still changing the world, arent we? – Rick Danko

Category:
Future

Random Quotes

I have no fear of photography as long as it cannot be used in heaven and in hell. – Edvard Munch

Category:
Fear

Time was when I despised the body:
But then I saw the God within.
The Body I relaised is the Lords temple;
And so I began preserving it with care infinite. – Thirumoolar

Category:
Body, the

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I dont think I could eat eight. – Yogi Berra

Category:
Food

I think people are more savvy about cooking, food and dining. I notice they are looking for more value for their money – not in larger portions but more in terms of healthier, fresh, farm-to-table dishes with a nice presentation. – Cat Cora

Category:
Food