Quote by David Letterman
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is wo

We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, hes also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. – David Letterman

Other quotes by David Letterman

Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman

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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. – David Letterman

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Live life to the fullest, for the future is scarce. – Nick Carter

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All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. – Brian Tracy

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Im working on bringing the instant film camera back as part of the future. – Lady Gaga

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Im not good at future planning. I dont plan at all. I dont know what Im doing tomorrow. I dont have a day planner and I dont have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future. – Heath Ledger

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If I get married, I want to be very married. – Audrey Hepburn

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I had spindly little ankles, and growing up in Canada, I couldnt skate. I was no good at any sports so was very much a pariah through those adolescent years. – Neil Peart

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Hitherto I have courted Truth with a kind of Romantick Passion, in spite of all Difficulties and Discouragements: for knowledge is thought so unnecessary an Accomplishment for a Woman, that few will give themselves the Trouble to assist us in the Attainment of it. – Mary Astell

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