David Letterman's Quote - We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is wo

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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is wo

We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, hes also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. – David Letterman

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