We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, hes also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. – David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman
Theres no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. – David Letterman
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. – David Letterman
I can sometimes sit for two hours in a room with almost no thought. Just complete stillness. Sometimes when I go for walks, theres also complete stillness; theres no mental labeling of sense perceptions. Theres simply a sense of awe or wonder or openness, and thats beautiful. – Eckhart Tolle