All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black
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A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Lets send the monkey to Mars, Dad! – Lewis Black
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