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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. - Lewis Bl

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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Lewis Black
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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. – Katy Perry

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