Quote by Lewis Black
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. - Lewis Bl

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings

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Keep your sense of humor, my friend if you dont have a sense of humor it just isnt funny anymore. – Wavy Gravy

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Its hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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Everybodys funny in different ways. – Colin Quinn

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As long as I am given the opportunity to keep performing and keep exploring in whatever medium, Ill be happy. As long as I get to spend time with my family, Ill be happy. As long as I can write in some form, Ill be happy. It is the essential things like that I equate with happiness. – Dan Stevens

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Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular. – E.V. Lucas

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Im so happy and thankful I made it a point be a stay-at-home mom. – Candace Cameron Bure

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Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation. – George W. Bush

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