Lewis Black's Quote - All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Bl

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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. - Lewis Bl

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black

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Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. – Lewis Black

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Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. – Lewis Black

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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

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