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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. - Lewis Bl

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

Category:
Men
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Lewis Black
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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

Category:
Politics
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Lewis Black
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

Category:
Morning
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Lewis Black
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

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funny

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, its just wonderful. – Francois Truffaut

Category:
funny

We live in a funny time. If you dont go corporate, you cant compete. Youre relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. – Ethan Hawke

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funny

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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funny

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In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. – Bernard Baruch

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I always loved family holidays, and I had this vision and dream as a little girl of having a big family of my own. – Brooke Burke

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Anything that isnt opposed by about 40 percent of humanity is either an evil business or so unimportant that it simply doesnt matter. – Russell Baker

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Business

The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up. – Ted Allen

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Thanksgiving Day