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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. - Lewis Bl

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Men
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Lewis Black
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A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Lets send the monkey to Mars, Dad! – Lewis Black

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dad
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Lewis Black
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If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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Health
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Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

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Its a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. – Zora Neale Hurston

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Its funny, as you live through something youre not aware of it. – Maya Lin

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Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. – Stephen Hawking

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Hence poetry is something more philosophic and of graver import than history, since its statements are rather of the nature of universals, whereas those of history are singulars. – Aristotle

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