Quote by Lewis Black
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. - Lewis Bl

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black

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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Its a funny old world. – Margaret Thatcher

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

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He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, its not a good place for you to be. – Colin Quinn

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Property is an intellectual production. The game requires coolness, right reasoning, promptness, and patience in the players. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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To defeat the aggressors is not enough to make peace durable. The main thing is to discard the ideology that generates war. – Ludwig von Mises

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Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it. – Christopher Morley, Thunder on the Left

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