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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. - Lewis Bl

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black

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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Politics
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Lewis Black
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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Morning
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Lewis Black
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