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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do not

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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