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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do not

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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