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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do not

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Johnny Carson
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