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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do not

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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