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When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. – Hedy Lamarr

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It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. – Olivia Munn

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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I dont know. I mean, how can you tell? – Andy Warhol

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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith

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Buddhism has a very beautiful teaching that says the worst thing you can do to your soul is to tell someone their faith is wrong. – Ricky Martin

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Poetry proceeds from the totality of man, sense, imagination, intellect, love, desire, instinct, blood and spirit together. – Jacques Maritain

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Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats new spending doesnt? Will someone please ask that? – Rush Limbaugh

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Ive stepped more into my womanhood, Im a mother now, Im having a beautiful relationship as a wife and as a friend. – Alicia Keys

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