Quote by Elayne Boosler
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Food
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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funny
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Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. – Alfred Hitchcock

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funny

Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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funny

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. – Jason Segel

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funny

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. – Mike Myers

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funny

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