Quote by Elayne Boosler
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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mom
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My job is mostly to entertain and be funny. – Rosie ODonnell

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When I first envisioned Funny Games in the mid-1990s, it was my intention to have an American audience watch the movie. It is a reaction to a certain American cinema, its violence, its naivety, the way American cinema toys with human beings. In many American films, violence is made consumable. – Michael Haneke

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Its funny, because I sometimes feel that Im most creative when Im pregnant. – Georgina Chapman

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

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