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When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Food
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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny
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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Money
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Until you walk a mile in another mans moccasins you cant imagine the smell. – Robert Byrne

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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If youre interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. – Dave Chappelle

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If its the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams

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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

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