Elayne Boosler's Quote - When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

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When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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Im smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. – Megan Fox

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