Quote by Elayne Boosler
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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car
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. – Henry A. Kissinger

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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. – P. J. ORourke

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We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. – David Walliams

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An educated people can be easily governed. – Frederick The Great

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I like pens. My writing is so amazing theres never a need to erase. – Todd Barry

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