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When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

Category:
Money
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Elayne Boosler
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

Category:
alone
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Elayne Boosler
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

Category:
Humorous
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Elayne Boosler
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. – Laurence J. Peter

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funny

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny. – Rosie ODonnell

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funny

Its funny because Im a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, Im more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me. – Alison Sweeney

Category:
funny

I feel cheesy when I see Silver Spoons. Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. – Ricky Schroder

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown. – Fanny Brice

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funny

Music is the medicine of the breaking heart. – Leigh Hunt

Category:
Music

Don’t tell my mother I work in an advertising agency — she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse. – Jacques Seguela

Category:
Advertising

I have a present for you, but I need to borrow your arms for wrapping paper. – Author Unknown

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Hugs