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When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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Home
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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mom
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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I dont really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric… Im not operating on somebodys brain, you know what I mean? So I just think its all funny. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov

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funny

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin

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I consider that a mans brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. – Arthur Conan Doyle

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A boy is naturally full of humor. – Robert Powell

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New ideas come into this world somewhat like falling meteors, with a flash and an explosion, and perhaps somebody – Sarah Bernhardt

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Nature remembers every injury but forgives by going on. – Terri Guillemets, “Hatchets, Shoetread, Storms, & Disdain,” 2007

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The idea of trying to create things that last – forever knowledge – has guided my work for a long time now. – Edward Tufte

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