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When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Money
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Elayne Boosler
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny
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I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. – Howard Nemerov

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funny

Marie Antoinette was funny, Im sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the Let them eat cake line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. – Colin Quinn

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funny

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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funny

I read a lot of scripts that I just dont find very funny. – Jennifer Aniston

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funny

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash

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