Quote by Elayne Boosler
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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car
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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I read a lot of scripts that I just dont find very funny. – Jennifer Aniston

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funny

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E. Lewis

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funny

I dont have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. – Vera Farmiga

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funny

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[M]ental peace is not meditation. Meditation is the flight beyond the mind. It has nothing to do with mental peace. – Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

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Meditation

Good acting is all in the writing. If it isnt on the page, then it really wont make any difference. You cannot act on force of personality alone. – Larry Hagman

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alone

I found it interesting that as people become more technically oriented all over the world, at the same time people are becoming increasingly spiritual. The success of the Da Vinci code – even though it was a great yawn – also showed peoples interest in religion. – Barbara Walters

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Religion

The believer is happy; the doubter is wise. – Proverb

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