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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhe

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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Death
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Cats
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My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. – Erica Jong

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All my children inherited perfect pitch. – Chevy Chase

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Im a misplaced American, but dont know where I was misplaced. – Ruby Wax

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