Quote by Paula Poundstone
Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhe

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

Category:
thankful
Read Quote

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

Category:
Death
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
funny

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but theres another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. – Matt Groening

Category:
funny

Its interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. Did your Bond do that? Yes mine did! So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school. – Jane Seymour

Category:
funny

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Much of the modern resistance to chastity comes from mens belief that they own their bodies — those vast and perilous estates, pulsating with the energy that made the worlds, in which they find themselves without their consent and from which they are ejected at the pleasure of Another! – C.S. Lewis

Category:
Chastity

Our ability to find humor in the world, to make connections between previously unconnected notions, to create new ideas, to share in a common culture: All these essentially human acts depend on memory. – Joshua Foer

Category:
Humor

I have played on many teams throughout my career, and I know when a team has the tools, and the right positive attitude towards winning. – Boomer Esiason

Category:
Attitude

A poet is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with language. – W. H. Auden

Category:
Love