Quote by Paula Poundstone
Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhe

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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mom
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I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I was not particularly bright, I wasnt very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. – Uma Thurman

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funny

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. – Laurence J. Peter

Category:
funny

Acting is all about big hair and funny props… All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it. – Harold Ramis

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funny

Its funny with fiction – once you cut something, it hasnt happened anymore. – George Saunders

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funny

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In riding a horse we borrow freedom. – Helen Thomson

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. – Mark Twain

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good

All you need to be a fisherman is patience and a worm. – Herb Shriner

Category:
Fish, Fishing

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. – Charlie Brown

Category:
Broken Hearts