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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhe

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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Paula Poundstone
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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Death
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Paula Poundstone
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin

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I can speak Esperanto like a native. – Spike Milligan

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I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I dont think you can think about that. I dont think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. – Christopher Walken

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I want to buy my mom a house I want my family to never have to worry about anything. And I just want to have an amazing career in music, because I love to do it. – Ashthon Jones

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The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins. – Heywood Broun

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Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations. – David Gerrold

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Liberals in Congress have spent the past three decades pandering to environmental extremists. The policies they have put in place are in large part responsible for the energy crunch we are seeing today. We have not built a refinery in this country for 30 years. – Marsha Blackburn

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environmental