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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhe

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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Death
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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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Im kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. – James Brown

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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funny

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? – H. L. Mencken

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funny

What I dont like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where theres no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you dont want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now heres the epiphany scene and then the movies over. – Paul Feig

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With a recent birthday, Ive been acting now for twenty years. – Thayer David

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I have nothing to hide in art. The initial force alone can bring anyone to the end he must attain. – Paul Cezanne

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alone

If we value what weve inherited for free – from other women – surely its right morally and ethically for us to wake up and say, Im a feminist. – Annie Lennox

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The simplest and most basic meaning of the symbol of the Goddess is the acknowledgment of the legitimacy of female power as a beneficent and independent power. – Carol P. Christ

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power