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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhe

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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