Logo
Quote by Paula Poundstone
Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhe

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

Category:
Humor
Author
Paula Poundstone
Read Quote

Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

Category:
thankful
Author
Paula Poundstone
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Its a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. – Rick Baker

Category:
funny

The funny thing is Im not bothered or sad about being on my own – after all Ive never had a husband. – Francesca Annis

Category:
funny

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they dont like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiots mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. – Terry Bradshaw

Category:
funny

Theres a darkness under The Hangover because ultimately theres a missing person and its not really that funny. Theres a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in Old School. – Todd Phillips

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

There is a positive and personal relationship between the Egyptian people and the Syrian people. – Mohammed Morsi

Category:
positive

Fathers in todays modern families can be so many things. – Oliver Hudson

Category:
dad

I do not need the idea of God to explain the world I live in. – Salman Rushdie

Category:
God

In argument, truth always prevails finally in politics, falsehood always. – Walter Savage Landor

Category:
Politics