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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhe

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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Paula Poundstone
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I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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Paula Poundstone
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. – Lynda Barry

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funny

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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funny

A man doesnt know what he knows until he knows what he doesnt know. – Laurence J. Peter

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funny

Life would be tragic if it werent funny. – Stephen Hawking

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funny

Random Quotes

If spring betrays summer, would autumn never arrive? – Terri Guillemets

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Seasons

Truth is always strange, stranger than fiction. – Lord Byron

Category:
Truth

I know it sounds new age-y, but what Ive truly come up with is that you really need to trust that youre on your own path, as long as you stay true to it and you show up, which is 99% of it. – Jane Lynch

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Trust

We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever. – Carl Sagan

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Butterflies