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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhe

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Cats
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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadnt gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. – Ian Hislop

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I always like to watch comics and its interesting that you can tell if someones funny in 10 seconds. – Christopher Walken

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Theres nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. Its a total turn-off. – Doug Coupland

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It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. – Tori Spelling

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I did get a degree in special education. – Clay Aiken

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I love learning, and I think that curiosity is a wonderful gift. – Andie MacDowell

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In a world where we are all slaves to the laws of gravity, skydivers are proud to be freedom fighters! – Author Unknown

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