The most convincing argument against early parenthood is that you are in a relationship that is likely to fall apart before that child grows up. – Tony Parsons
The thing I care about is my weight – Im as fanatical about it as a member of Girls Aloud. I weigh myself every morning. I know exactly what I want to be – 82kg – and I try to stick to it. – Tony Parsons
My principal motivation is supporting my family, which is not a bad reason for getting up in the morning. Thats always been my motivation – to take care of the people who rely on me. – Tony Parsons
I have found having my dad as my North Star has worked well for me. – Tony Parsons
How do people go to sleep? I’m afraid I’ve lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the night-light. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things. – Dorothy Parker, Here Lies, 1939