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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

Category:
Morning
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Lewis Black
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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Politics
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Lewis Black
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Other Quotes from
Coffee
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Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. – Author unknown

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Coffee

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. – Author Unknown

Category:
Coffee

C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. – Author Unknown

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Coffee

I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex. – A.C. Van Cherub, 2008

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Coffee

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