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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

Category:
Politics
Author
Lewis Black
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

Category:
Morning
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Lewis Black
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Other Quotes from
Coffee
category

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. – Author Unknown

Category:
Coffee

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins

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Coffee

Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. – Prince Tallyrand

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Coffee

Be a coffee-drinking individual — espresso yourself! – Author Unknown

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Coffee

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That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together. – Noel Coward

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In a dark moment I ask, “How can anyone bring a child into this world?” And the answer rings clear, “Because there is no other world, and because the child has no other way into it.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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