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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Politics
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Lewis Black
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If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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Health
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Lewis Black
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Other Quotes from
Coffee
category

I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex. – A.C. Van Cherub, 2008

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Coffee

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted. – Author Unknown

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Coffee

The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. – Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

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Coffee

C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? – Author Unknown

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Coffee

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I have spent over 60 years bent over a guitar and to know that I wrote 70 compositions that masters have recorded, that makes me feel so good and full, and proud and thankful to the good Lord. – Jerry Reed

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My dad has always been extremely supportive in every decision Ive made and much more interested in me picking what I wanted to do. – Colin Hanks

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