Lewis Black's Quote - I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

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What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins

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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

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Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat. – Author Unknown

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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais

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