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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

Category:
Politics
Author
Lewis Black
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If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

Category:
Health
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Lewis Black
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Other Quotes from
Coffee
category

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. – Author Unknown

Category:
Coffee

Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal. – Terri Guillemets

Category:
Coffee

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. – Alex Levine

Category:
Coffee

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? – Author Unknown

Category:
Coffee

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Friends are relatives you make for yourself. – Eustache Deschamps

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You always hear the phrase, money doesnt buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But its not really true. I got a new car because the old ones lease expired. – Sergey Brin

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car

What is the worth of anything, But for the happiness twill bring? – Richard Owen Cambridge

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Happiness

Husband a lie, and trump it up in some extraordinary emergency. – Joseph Addison

Category:
Deception/Lying