Quote by Lewis Black
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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Morning
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A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Lets send the monkey to Mars, Dad! – Lewis Black

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dad
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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Men
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Other Quotes from
Coffee
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Coffee: The first peripheral! – Author Unknown

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Coffee

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King

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Coffee

Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty. – Terri Guillemets

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Coffee

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. – Terri Guillemets

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Coffee

Random Quotes

Every day ask yourself, “What would I do today if I were a better person?” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Self

Its pretty cool that people will pay for something even though they dont have to. Its totally different now to back in the day. Now youre paying for a record because you believe in the band. In the future that will be the only time people will pay for albums, because theres some kind of connection. – Ezra Koenig

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cool

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. – Henry Louis Mencken, “Sententiae,” This and That: A Mencken Chrestomathy, 1948

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Integrity

Ive learned that mistakes can often be as good a teacher as success. – Jack Welch

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Success