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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Men
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Lewis Black
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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Morning
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Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. – Prince Tallyrand

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Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion. – Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com [Amen, Sister! —tε

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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

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Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. – Turkish Proverb

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