Quote by Lewis Black
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Politics
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I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex. – A.C. Van Cherub, 2008

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Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? – Author Unknown

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As a rule, I do not approve of messing around with coffee. No sugar, no milk, no chocolate, hazelnuts, cinnamon, no nothing…. Just drink it black, the way God does. – Clay Thompson, “I put egg shells in my coffee,” The Arizona Republic

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Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. – Author Unknown

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I travel a lot. If you look at my suitcase, everything is extremely well-packed and well-folded people who travel with me are impressed at how organized I am. Some would refer to me as a maniac for this. – Joel Robuchon

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The best road to progress is freedoms road. – John F. Kennedy

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