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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

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A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Lets send the monkey to Mars, Dad! – Lewis Black

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If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

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In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. – Author Unknown

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Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. – Turkish Proverb

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Be a coffee-drinking individual — espresso yourself! – Author Unknown

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