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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Politics
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Lewis Black
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A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Lets send the monkey to Mars, Dad! – Lewis Black

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dad
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C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. – Author Unknown

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Coffee is not my cup of tea. – Author Unknown

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A morning without coffee is like sleep. – Author Unknown

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Coffee

The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. – Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

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Coffee

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