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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

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If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais

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Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal. – Terri Guillemets

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Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. – Bob Irwin

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Ultimate office automation — networked coffee machines. – Author Unknown

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