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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Chocolate, men, coffee — some things are better rich. – Author Unknown

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Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty. – Terri Guillemets

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RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep? – Author Unknown

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I just realized I’m not a morning person — I’m a coffee person. – Author Unknown

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