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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Politics
Author
Lewis Black
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If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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Health
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Lewis Black
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Other Quotes from
Coffee
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I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing. – Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino, Gilmore Girls, “Luke Can See Her Fac

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Coffee

Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other. – Terri Guillemets

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Coffee

I just realized I’m not a morning person — I’m a coffee person. – Author Unknown

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Coffee

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted. – Author Unknown

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Coffee

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