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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Lewis Black
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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Men
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In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. – Author Unknown

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All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person. – Author Unknown

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I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. – Author Unknown

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Coffee

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. – Terri Guillemets

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