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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awa

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot. – Betty MacDonald

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Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other. – Terri Guillemets

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