Quote by Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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Other Quotes from
Drugs
category

It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously. And unless one is a saint, it is difficult to live without taking earth seriously. – Jean Cocteau

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Drugs

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. – Thomas Szasz

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Drugs

Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine,
jiggling your knees blankly in the rain.
When it snows in your nose
you catch cold in your brain. – Allen Ginsberg

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Drugs

I once tried to snort Coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. – Johnny Yune, James Orr, and Ross Jeffries, They Still Call Me Bruce, 1987

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Drugs

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I own stock, and I also insure my car with Geico. – Ernie Banks

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I know music is subjective. – Joan Jett

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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Football