Quote by Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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Other Quotes from
Drugs
category

It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously. And unless one is a saint, it is difficult to live without taking earth seriously. – Jean Cocteau

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Drugs

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. – Thomas Szasz

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Drugs

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. – Author Unknown

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Drugs

The last time somebody said, I find I can write much better with a word processor., I replied, They used to say the same thing about drugs. – Roy Blount, Jr.

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Drugs

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He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. – Samuel Johnson

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Pain

I think a lot of food shows, especially when we started Good Eats back in the late 90s, they were still really about food. Good Eats isnt about food, its about entertainment. If, however, we can virally infect you with knowledge or interest, then all the better. – Alton Brown

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Food

Eventually you realize that certain people are never going to notice you, and certain others are going to find you no matter where you hide. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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How True!

Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocence this side of the womb. – Nadine Gordimer

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power