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If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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pet
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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Time
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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Other Quotes from
Drugs
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The whole LSD, STP, marijuana, heroin, hashish, prescription cough medicine crowd suffers from the Watchtower itch: you gotta be with us, man, or youre out, youre dead. This pitch is a continual and seeming MUST with those who use the stuff. Its no wonder they keep getting busted. – Charles Bukowski

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Drugs

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. – Thomas Szasz

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Drugs

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? – Graffiti

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Drugs

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale. – William Jefferson Clinton

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Drugs

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Every time somebody tries to go in and reinvent what we do, it always ends up being more about technology and sets, and flash and dash, forgetting the main thing, which is interesting people saying interesting, important things. – Diane Sawyer

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Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. – Aldous Huxley

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