If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright