Steven Wright's Quote - If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

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If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously. And unless one is a saint, it is difficult to live without taking earth seriously. – Jean Cocteau

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All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. – Thomas Szasz

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Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine,
jiggling your knees blankly in the rain.
When it snows in your nose
you catch cold in your brain. – Allen Ginsberg

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I once tried to snort Coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. – Johnny Yune, James Orr, and Ross Jeffries, They Still Call Me Bruce, 1987

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