If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music in a new manner under the influence of marijuana, and these apprehensions have remained valid in years of normal consciousness. – Allen Ginsberg
The great battleground for the defense and expansion of freedom today is the whole southern half of the globe… the lands of the rising peoples. Their revolution is the greatest in human history. They seek an end to injustice, tyranny and exploitation. More than an end, they seek a beginning. – John Fitzgerald Kennedy