Quote by Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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car
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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Time
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Other Quotes from
Drugs
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One pill, two pill, three pill, four,
five pill, six pill, seven pill, floor. – Anon.

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Drugs

A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do. – Eric Hodgins

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Drugs

Opiate. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard. – Ambrose Bierce

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Drugs

I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen

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Drugs

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My mother used to take me to flea markets in my stroller, and I would just rummage through the piles. Youve got to dig through the overstuffed racks that everyone else just walks by. Its the only way to find the cool stuff. – Lily Collins

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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. – Albert Einstein

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You never know if youre a writer. You cant trust it. If you woke up and said, Im a writer, it would be gone. You wouldnt see anything for miles – even the dust would be running away. – Ali Smith

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I was the black sheep of the family, and my mother never really understood me. – Andre Rieu

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