If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright