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If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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car
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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Other Quotes from
Drugs
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All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. – Thomas Szasz

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Drugs

I will lift up mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills. – Malcolm Muggeridge

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Drugs

There is held to be no surer test of civilization than the increase per head of the consumption of alcohol and tobacco. Yet alcohol and tobacco are recognizable poisons, so that their consumption has only to be carried far enough to destroy civilization altogether. – Havelock Ellis

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Drugs

Only one thing is certain: if pot is legalized, it wont be for our benefit but for the authorities . To have it legalized will also be to lose control of it. – Germaine Greer

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Drugs

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Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies. – Honore de Balzac

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But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him. God is a spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth. – Albert Pike

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Truth

In the end no segregationist scheme has withstood the force of a simple idea: equality under law. – Eric Liu

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Equality

Beauty… when you look into a woman’s eyes and see what is in her heart. – Nate Dircks

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Beauty