Steven Wright's Quote - If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

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If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. – Salvador Dali

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It is not opium which makes me work but its absence, and in order for me to feel its absence it must from time to time be present. – Antonin Artaud

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Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once youve been to some of those places, you think, How can I get back there again but make it a little easier on myself? – Jerry Garcia

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If you think dope is for kicks and for thrills, youre out of your mind. There are more kicks to be had in a good case of paralytic polio or by living in an iron lung. If you think you need stuff to play music or sing, youre crazy. It can fix you so you cant play nothing or sing nothing. – Billie Holiday

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If I can make a teachers salary doing comedy, I think thats better than being a teacher. – Dave Chappelle

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I will soon be going out to shape all the singing tomorrows. – Gabriel Peri

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Martyr, Martyrdom

A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: “Because everything does.” – Honor Tracy

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I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if Id been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldnt have been a comic. – Dudley Moore

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