If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright