Quote by Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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Other Quotes from
Drugs
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If you think dope is for kicks and for thrills, youre out of your mind. There are more kicks to be had in a good case of paralytic polio or by living in an iron lung. If you think you need stuff to play music or sing, youre crazy. It can fix you so you cant play nothing or sing nothing. – Billie Holiday

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Drugs

Only one thing is certain: if pot is legalized, it wont be for our benefit but for the authorities . To have it legalized will also be to lose control of it. – Germaine Greer

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Drugs

Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh, just, subtle, and mighty opium! – Thomas De Quincey, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, Part II

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Drugs

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. – Thomas Szasz

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Drugs

Random Quotes

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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Humor

Then if your movie clicks with real audiences, youll be sucked into some sort of Hollywood orbit. Its a devil of a place where the only religion that really counts is box office. – Yahoo Serious

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Religion

My grandfather was one of the most amazing Baptist ministers in history, he was unbelievable. He was one of the most amazing men – the most amazing man that I ever met… He lived an amazing life. – Josh Henderson

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amazing

I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. – Michelangelo

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Hope