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If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Time
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Other Quotes from
Drugs
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Junk is the ideal product… the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy. – William S. Burroughs

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Drugs

Tobacco and opium have broad backs, and will cheerfully carry the load of armies, if you choose to make them pay high for such joy as they give and such harm as they do. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Drugs

Thou source of all my bliss and all my woe, that found me poor at first, and keep me so. – Oliver Goldsmith

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Drugs

A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do. – Eric Hodgins

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Drugs

Random Quotes

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager

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Coffee

The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. – Robert M. Pirsig

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Philosophical

Learn to accept in silence the minor aggravations, cultivate the gift of taciturnity, and consume your own smoke with an extra draft of hard work, so that those about you may not be annoyed with the dust and soot of your complaints. – William Osler

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Complaining

The fear of burglars is not only the fear of being robbed, but also the fear of a sudden and unexpected clutch out of the darkness. – Elias Canetti

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Fear