If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright