If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright