If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright