Quote by Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people? - Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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God
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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Other Quotes from
Drugs
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I once tried to snort Coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. – Johnny Yune, James Orr, and Ross Jeffries, They Still Call Me Bruce, 1987

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One pill, two pill, three pill, four,
five pill, six pill, seven pill, floor. – Anon.

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It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously. And unless one is a saint, it is difficult to live without taking earth seriously. – Jean Cocteau

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Drugs

There is held to be no surer test of civilization than the increase per head of the consumption of alcohol and tobacco. Yet alcohol and tobacco are recognizable poisons, so that their consumption has only to be carried far enough to destroy civilization altogether. – Havelock Ellis

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Drugs

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My big philosophy is: Try and work with good people, because the process is your life. Thats going to be really, really hard. Im glad I learned the lesson, Failure is OK. – Dana Fox

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My dad dragged me to a Bruce Springsteen concert as a kid. It was my first concert, but I fell asleep in the middle. My second concert was Weezer on the Pinkerton tour, and Pinkerton is the reason why Im doing this. – Nate Ruess

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For me beauty is valued more than anything – the beauty that is manifest in a curved line or in an act of creativity. – Oscar Niemeyer

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Theres no damn business like show business – you have to smile to keep from throwing up. – Billie Holiday

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