Quote by Dave Barry
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why

Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men
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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Business
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Other Quotes from
Technology
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I have advocated an entirely different approach than cap and tax, which would be worldwide in application and which emphasizes technology as a way of reducing total emissions. – Jim Sensenbrenner

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Technology

But while doing that Id been following a variety of fields in science and technology, including the work in molecular biology, genetic engineering, and so forth. – K. Eric Drexler

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Technology

As sophisticated as the technology gets, the less sophisticated you have to become as an actor. – Brendan Fraser

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Technology

Technology is not good, its neutral. – Tom Shadyac

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Technology

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For a number of years, Id been around the kind of people who financed movies and the kind of people who are there to make the deals for movies. But Id always had this naive idea that everybody wants to make movies as good as they can be, which is stupid. – David Fincher

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Poetry is never abandoned, it is only remixed. – James Schwartz

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