Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry