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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why

Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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Business
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All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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Men
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I mean, when you get down to very low numbers of nuclear weapons, and you contemplate going to zero, how do you deal with the reality of that technology being available to almost any country that seeks to pursue it? And what conditions do you put in place? – Robert M. Gates

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Technology

Piecemeal social engineering resembles physical engineering in regarding the ends as beyond the province of technology. – Karl Popper

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Technology

Language is a more recent technology. Your body language, your eyes, your energy will come through to your audience before you even start speaking. – Peter Guber

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Technology

So many times, these kids know more about the technology than their parents. And so many times, were putting kids in very adult situations and expecting them to behave like theyre 40 years old. Well, thats just not going to happen. – Amy Klobuchar

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Technology

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Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on Gods side, for God is always right. – Abraham Lincoln

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