Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
For the blue-collar worker, the driving force behind change was factory automation using programmable machine tools. For the office worker, its office automation using computer technology: enterprise-resource-planning systems, groupware, intranets, extranets, expert systems, the Web, and e-commerce. – Tom Peters