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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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Dave Barry
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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Dave Barry
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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Dave Barry
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For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30. – Demi Moore

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Age

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy. – John Mayer

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Age

The crucial task of old age is balance: keeping just well enough, just brave enough, just gay and interested and starkly honest enough to remain a sentient human being. – Florida Scott-Maxwell

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Age

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Mother’s love grows by giving. – Charles Lamb

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Im pleased to offer analysis of public policy and politics to the millions of Americans who get their news from Fox. – Evan Bayh

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Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. – Roger Caras

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Better luck next time they say, or you win some you lose some, I guess its something like that. – James Dye

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