Quote by Dave Barry
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biologi

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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Sports :: Golf
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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Being gay and being a woman has one big thing in common, which is that we both become invisible after the age of 42. Who wants a gay 50-year-old? No one, let me tell you. – Rupert Everett

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Age

Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Age

Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27. – Bobby Darin

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Age

I cant wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. Wed be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I cant wait. – Cameron Diaz

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Age

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For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travels sake. The great affair is to move. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. – Wole Soyinka

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At this early stage in our evolution, now through our infancy and into our childhood and then, with luck, our growing up, what our species needs most of all, right now, is simply a future. – Lewis Thomas

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My dreams were all my own I accounted for them to nobody they were my refuge when annoyed – my dearest pleasure when free. – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

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