I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and dont care. For me, its really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. – Kesha

The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis