I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him “father.” – Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him “father.” – Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers