I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him “father.” – Will Rogers
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. – Will Rogers

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him “father.” – Will Rogers
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. – Will Rogers
Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
Theres no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers