Quote by Will Rogers
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him “father.” – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank. – Will Rogers

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Banks / Banking
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. – Will Rogers

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Education
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This depression was deep, and you dont climb out of anything as quick as you fall in. – Will Rogers

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Hardship
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Other Quotes from
Presidents Day
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Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser – in fees, expenses, and waste of time. As a peacemaker the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough. – Abraham Lincoln

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Presidents Day

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. – George Washington

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Presidents Day

Lincoln was not a type. He stands alone – no ancestors, no fellows, no successors. – Robert G. Ingersoll

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Presidents Day

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours. – John F. Kennedy

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Presidents Day

Random Quotes

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But, we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump has a seven hump Wump. So… if you Bump! Bump! Just jump on the hump on the Wump of Gump. – Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel)

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Nonsense

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. – Author Unknown

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Laughter

I really love idiot, enlightened characters – these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Love