An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. – Will Rogers
If you can build a business up big enough, its respectable. – Will Rogers
I heard about the project over a year before we began. My American agent said, Oh, you might want to read In Cold Blood because theyre talking about you for Capote, but the scripts with Johnny Depp and Sean Penn at the moment. So, these things take their time to dribble down the food chain. – Toby Jones