An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you dont let it get the best of you. – Will Rogers