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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they dont have for something they dont need. – Will Rogers

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Art
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With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

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Congress
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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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funny
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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. – Robert Fuoss

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Food

Perhaps more than any other, the food industry is very sensitive to consumer demand. – Michael Pollan

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Food

As a freelance writer, Id be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things. – John Hodgman

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Food

I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success… such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything. – Nikola Tesla

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Food

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My advice to people today is as follows: if you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out. – Timothy Leary

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Life

Anything Ive ever said, I certainly was feeling at the time. – Eminem

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Acting is probably the greatest therapy in the world. You can get a lot stuff out of you on the set so you dont have to take it home with you at night. Its the stuff between the lines, the empty space between those lines which is interesting. – Robert Carlyle

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It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. – Joseph Stalin

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Politics