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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

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Congress
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Will Rogers
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

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Diplomacy
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Other Quotes from
Food
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Food is fuel and not a solution to anything other than giving your body nutrients. I love chocolate like the next girl, but its not going to change my situation. – Gabrielle Reece

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Most of my life I was occupied with American television and American food. My ethnicity was my choice. It still is. – Isaac Mizrahi

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Food

The disparity between a restaurants price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. – Bryan Miller

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Food

Theyre now turning those seeds into intellectual property, so they have a virtual lock on the seeds upon which we all depend for our food and survival. – Jeremy Rifkin

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Food

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Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over. – Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

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Im proud of the U.S.A. Weve done some amazing things. To wear our flag in the Olympics is an honor. – Shaun White

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Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) – Dorothy Parker

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Young people these days dont trust anything at all. They want to be free. – Haruki Murakami

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Trust