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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president? – Will Rogers

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I have a scheme for stopping war. Its this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. – Will Rogers

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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He was a very valiant man who first adventured on eating oysters. – JamesI

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Compassion is a call, a demand of nature, to relieve the unhappy as hunger is a natural call for food. – Joseph Butler

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Television in the 80s was very limited. There was no Food Network. – Wolfgang Puck

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We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already. – Georg C. Lichtenberg

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It will take some time before a politician will capture the imagination of the American people and have the vision and understanding to do what is necessary for a better future for the people of America and the world. – David Korten

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There is a heroism in crime as well as in virtue. Vice and infamy have their altars and their religion. – William Hazlitt

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