Quote by Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers

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I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. – Will Rogers

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Everybody has a weakness. Mine is food. – Salma Hayek

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I heard about the project over a year before we began. My American agent said, Oh, you might want to read In Cold Blood because theyre talking about you for Capote, but the scripts with Johnny Depp and Sean Penn at the moment. So, these things take their time to dribble down the food chain. – Toby Jones

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Im not really into gourmet food Im the kind of guy who just stops by a place that looks good rather than heading for the restaurant of the moment. – Lee Child

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I like to abide by the seasons and let the natural flavor in food speak for itself. I use quick cooking techniques of high heat with very little fat, such as quick saute or wok stir-frying. – Cat Cora

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At sixty, I know little more about wisdom than I did at thirty, but I know a great deal more about folly. – Mason Cooley

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A certificate does not make you certified. Attitude, performance, commitment to self and team — these and a certificate make you certified. – Author Unknown

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