An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. – Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. – Will Rogers
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. – Will Rogers
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. – Will Rogers