An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that dont get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers
An economists guess is liable to be as good as anybody elses. – Will Rogers