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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president? – Will Rogers

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