Quote by Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers

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Politics
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. – Will Rogers

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Money
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Other Quotes from
Food
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I was an organizer in the Food, Agricultural and Tobacco Workers Union down in North Carolina. – Al Lewis

Category:
Food

I worked for the Office of Management and Budget in the White House, on nuclear energy policy. But I decided it would be much more fun to have a specialty food store, so I left Washington D.C. and moved to the Hamptons. And how glad I am that I did! – Ina Garten

Category:
Food

In our house we repeated the pattern of thousands of other homes. There were a few books and a lot of music. Our food and our furniture were no different from our neighbors. – Emanuel Celler

Category:
Food

Its okay to eat fish because they dont have any feelings. – Kurt Cobain

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Food

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Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks they are the summits of ranges. – Thomas W. Higginson

Category:
Humor

Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route. – Charles Caleb Colton

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Happiness

Half a psychiatrists patients see him because they are married — the other half because theyre not. – Arnold Glasgow

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Psychiatry

Creating your own urban farm is as simple as planting your flowerbeds with edibles. – Greg Peterson, My Ordinary Extraordinary Yard: The Story of the Urban Farm, 2009

Category:
Gardens