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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. – Will Rogers

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. – Will Rogers

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I know lots and lots and lots of vegetarians who think its perfectly all right to kill animals for food to eat, but dont do it because they think all the ways in which its done are wrong. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I dont think I could eat eight. – Yogi Berra

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The class of citizens who provide at once their own food and their own raiment, may be viewed as the most truly independent and happy. – James Madison

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I love Top Chef. I think it rewrote the book on how food shows are presented on TV. – Andy Cohen

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What is sure is that technological change is accelerating in all directions and, like children playing in a fountain, consumers are reveling in the experience. – Simon Mainwaring

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If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire—then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience. – Sigmund Wollman, quoted by Robert Fulghum, Uh-Oh, 1991

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Yes, we were looking for a Faith spin-off, but then Faith backed down. Eliza got a really wonderful offer over on Fox in a show, and, for reasons I didnt talk to her about, she decided to go there, and everyone respects that. – James Marsters

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We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things arent good. Drinkings not good. Some would say milks not good. – Bob Dole

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