An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. – Will Rogers
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers