An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. – Will Rogers
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, thats Memoirs. – Will Rogers
I was born in the 60s and grew up in the 70s – not exactly the best decade for food in British history. It was horrendous. It was a time when, as a nation, we excelled in art and music and acting and photography and fashion – all creative skills… all apart from cooking. – Heston Blumenthal