Quote by Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that dont get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers

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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. – Will Rogers

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When I wrote Fast Food My Way in 2004, I hoped that my friends would prepare my recipes. Now, more people cook from that book than any other Ive written in the past 30 years. – Jacques Pepin

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Patience is the secret to good food. – Gail Simmons

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Men do not have to cook their food they do so for symbolic reasons to show they are men and not beasts. – Edmund Leach

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I can pretty much live without fast food. I havent eaten McDonalds in so long, but its okay. – Ed Westwick

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If a language is corruptible, then a constitution written in that language is corruptible. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Personally, I was never the cool kid. I was always sort of a bookworm. I would just like to be more like Troy, because hes so cool. – Zac Efron

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Life is a succession of moments, to live each one is to succeed. – Corita Kent

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The key to any good relationship, on-screen and off, is communication, respect, and I guess you have to like the way the other person smells — and he smelled real nice. – Sandra Bullock