Quote by Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers

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Time
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. – Will Rogers

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Men
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When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, thats Memoirs. – Will Rogers

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good
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Other Quotes from
Food
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Even more importantly, its wine, food and the arts. Incorporating those three enhances the quality of life. – Robert Mondavi

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Food

Understanding where your food comes from, trying to bolster local farmers and local economies and having a better connection to the food around you and the people around you, only good can come of that. I love to be involved with things like that. – Amos Lee

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Food

I like to know exactly whats being put into my food. – Lauren Conrad

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Food

I was born in the 60s and grew up in the 70s – not exactly the best decade for food in British history. It was horrendous. It was a time when, as a nation, we excelled in art and music and acting and photography and fashion – all creative skills… all apart from cooking. – Heston Blumenthal

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Food

Random Quotes

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

They use all of the music that I did in the 50s, 60s and the 70s behind people like Tupac and LL Cool J. Im into all that stuff. – Donald Byrd

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cool

I think one of the things that language poets are very involved with is getting away from conventional ideas of beauty, because those ideas contain a certain attitude toward women, certain attitudes toward sex, certain attitudes toward race, etc. – Diane Wakoski

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Attitude

It has been common knowledge to informed collectors that many times the finest and rarest art glass is found unsigned. – James Lafferty

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Knowledge