An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers
Well, the trip from then on across Arizona and east of Los Angeles was just one Oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there. I like Arizona. – Will Rogers
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers
This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy