An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesnt get worse every time Congress meets. – Will Rogers
So live that you wouldnt be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers
St. Louis has a lot of weird food customs that you dont see other places – and a lot of great ethnic neighborhoods. Theres a German neighborhood. A great old school Italian neighborhood, with toasted ravioli, which seems to be a St. Louis tradition. And they love provolone cheese in St. Louis. – Andy Cohen