Quote by Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. – Will Rogers

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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. – Will Rogers

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Habaneros have a great fruity flavor, but the challenge is that you have to deflect the heat in order to taste the flavor. If you dont, youre dead. They should really have a warning sign on them. Deflect the habaneros heat by pairing it with sweet food. – Bobby Flay

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Actually, if I dont eat healthy food I dont feel good. For me, I crave healthy food. – Kristin Cavallari

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Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it. – Charles Dudley Warner

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I got into shape because I took kick-boxing lessons every day to prepare for a fight scene with Taylor Lautner. I really wanted to lie down and eat Chinese food, but I kick-boxed every morning and ran. If someone was filming you with your kit off, youd do the same thing. – Jason Isaacs

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Craziest thing Ive done for love is getting married. I think its crazy. I think its crazy, crazy, crazy. Im never going to say I wouldnt do it again but I have to make sure its love and not settling for the I have to do this by a certain age, which is kind of what I did. – Jenny McCarthy

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The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. – Will Rogers

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