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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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The more you observe politics, the more youve got to admit that each party is worse than the other. – Will Rogers

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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. – Will Rogers

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Why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. – Will Rogers

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Whats my favourite food? One you order out. – Abigail Breslin

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I love to cook so much. I like to cook everything. I really like to eat my food. – Lea Michele

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You know the great irony is that people think you have to have money to enjoy fine food, which is a shame. – Ted Allen

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Much meat, much disease. – Proverb

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