An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
So live that you wouldnt be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
So live that you wouldnt be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it… You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers