An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president? – Will Rogers
Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers