An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
Ive often said theres nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers