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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. – Will Rogers

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Golf
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Will Rogers
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. – Will Rogers

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good
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Will Rogers
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Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat. – Jamie Oliver

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As the earth spins through space, a view from above the North Pole would encompass most of the wealth of the world – most of its food, productive machines, doctors, engineers and teachers. A view from the opposite pole would encompass most of the worlds poor. – Barry Commoner

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Food

Language is like songs, like food, like dance-it is the expression of what we think. – Holly Near

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Edible substances evoke the secretion of thick, concentrated saliva. Why? The answer, obviously, is that this enables the mass of food to pass smoothly through the tube leading from the mouth into the stomach. – Ivan Pavlov

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