Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it. – Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. – Will Rogers
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. – Will Rogers