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Ogden Nash

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. – Ogden Nash

I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. – Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. – Ogden Nash

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. – Ogden Nash

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. – Ogden Nash