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Quote by Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash

Other quotes by Ogden Nash

If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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Marriage
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And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more. – Ogden Nash

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My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel. – Gene Perret

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