Quote by Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash

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And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more. – Ogden Nash

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. – Henry Youngman

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A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. – Author Unknown

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A house needs a grandma in it. – Louisa May Alcott

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Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things. – Author Unknown

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