When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash
And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more. – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash