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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash

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Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash

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If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life. – William Osler

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I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy. – Rabindranath Tagore

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Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles. – George Bernard Shaw

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