Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. – Ogden Nash