Quote by Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash

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Here is a pen and here is a pencil, heres a typewriter, heres a stencil, heres a list of todays appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures — take them, George, theyre yours! – Ogden Nash

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Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual improvisation. – W. Somerset Maugham

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There are moments in life, when the heart is so full of emotion That if by chance it be shaken, or into its depths like a pebble Drops some careless word, it overflows, and its secret, Spilt on the ground like water, can never be gathered together. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project. – Napoleon Hill

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I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has had to overcome while trying to succeed. – Booker T. Washington

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