Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash
If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. – Ogden Nash