Quote by Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash

Other quotes by Ogden Nash

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash

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Happiness
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Here is a pen and here is a pencil, heres a typewriter, heres a stencil, heres a list of todays appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures — take them, George, theyre yours! – Ogden Nash

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Office
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Life
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The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. – Oscar Wilde

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Life

Sometimes questions are more important than answers. – Nancy Willard, quoted in The Meaning of Life, compiled by Hugh S. Moorhead

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Life

Life is a long process of getting tired. – Samuel Butler

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Life

Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your hearts desire the other is to get it. – George Bernard Shaw

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Life

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I dont like dreams or reality. I like when dreams become reality because that is my life. – Jean Paul Gaultier

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I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future. – Richard Jeni

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The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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