Quote by Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remember

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

Other quotes by Ogden Nash

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, heres a typewriter, heres a stencil, heres a list of todays appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures — take them, George, theyre yours! – Ogden Nash

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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. – Ogden Nash

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President Bush has a record of cutting taxes, has provided a prescription drug benefit for seniors, has upheld the Second Amendment and remains committed to stopping liberal activists judges who are redefining marriage. – Bill Shuster

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It wasnt a good idea to work on Naked in the first months of a marriage. I was living apart from my wife in a flat overflowing with books I was reading for the part. – David Thewlis

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Marriage

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. – Ogden Nash

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There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. – Oscar Wilde

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If youre lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it. – Rip Torn

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To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. – Author Unknown

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