Quote by Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remember

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash

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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash

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Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. – Herbert Spencer

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Many women cut back what had to be done at home by redefining what the house, the marriage and, sometimes, what the child needs. One woman described a fairly common pattern: I do my half. I do half of his half, and the rest doesnt get done. – Arlie Russell Hochschild

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I dont think young men or women should feel pressured into marriage. You shouldnt marry anyone, in my opinion, who you have to try hard for. – Rachael Ray

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Im also interested in the modern suggestion that you can have a combination of love and sex in a marriage – which no previous society has ever believed. – Alain de Botton

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