Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever youre wrong, admit it Whenever youre right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash
Let us be honest with each other. The threat to marriage is not the gays. It is a lack of loving commitment – whether it is found in the form of neglect, indifference, cruelty or adultery, to name just a few manifestations of the loveless desert in which too many marriages come to grief. – Malcolm Turnbull