Quote by Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remember

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

Other quotes by Ogden Nash

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more. – Ogden Nash

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Suicide
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I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
Ill never see a tree at all. – Ogden Nash

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Trees
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I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. – Ogden Nash

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Women
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The first breath of adultery is the freest after it, constraints aping marriage develop. – John Updike

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Over the years the political establishment has frowned if a mainstream politician mentions marriage. – Iain Duncan Smith

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Love before marriage is absolutely necessary. – Samuel Richardson

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Marriage

The mark of a good marriage is partnership and continuing to feel inspired by your spouse. I had that with Tao. But the end is not necessarily the tragedy. Staying in a relationship that is no longer working is the tragedy. Living unhappily – thats the tragedy. – Olivia Wilde

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