Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash