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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remember

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. – Ogden Nash

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Some primal termite knocked on wood;
and tasted it, and found it good.
That is why your Cousin May
fell through the parlor floor today. – Ogden Nash

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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. – Ogden Nash

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