Quote by Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remember

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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Some primal termite knocked on wood;
and tasted it, and found it good.
That is why your Cousin May
fell through the parlor floor today. – Ogden Nash

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