Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash