Quote by Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remember

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. – Ogden Nash

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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. – Ogden Nash

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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. – Helen Rowland

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Adultery – which is the only grounds for divorce in New York – is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. – Allan Sherman

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I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Theres already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like standing in the lobby of a hotel, looking at the dials depicting every time zone in the world behind the front desk – except they all apply to you, and all at once. – Sloane Crosley

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