The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. – Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. – Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
If you dont want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you wont have to work. – Ogden Nash