The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. – Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. – Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash