Quote by Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work st

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash

Other quotes by Ogden Nash

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash

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New Year
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Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. – Ogden Nash

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Springtime
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Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash

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Age
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Other Quotes from
Jobs & Office
category

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Jobs & Office

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. – Author Unknown

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Jobs & Office

He had to spend his evenings bruising two fingers on a typewriter, making out reports in duplicate, triplicate, infinity, and confusion. – Federal Works Agency Work Projects Administration, Montana: A State Guide Book

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Jobs & Office

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. – Danny McGoorty

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Jobs & Office

Random Quotes

Except in very narrow cases, where theres breakthrough science that needs patent production, worrying about competitors is a waste of time. If you cant out iterate someone who is trying to copy you, youre toast anyway. – Eric Ries

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Science

Hope lies in dreams, in imagination, and in the courage of those who dare to make dreams into reality. – Jonas Salk

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Courage

Caution is a most valuable asset in fishing, especially if you are the fish. – Source Unknown

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Fish, Fishing

I think if you have to pay for your education, you worry very seriously about youre going to do when youve got your degree. – James Dyson

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Education