People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash
If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash
I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. Its because Im freelance, and Ive never had a proper job. I dont have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me. – Jenny Eclair