Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a raise. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward. – George Jean Nathan

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. – James Matthew Barrie

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. – Author Unknown