Ive seen women who dont have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. – Chris Rock
My movies are okay, but theyre not my specials. – Chris Rock
Right now, my job is that Im like an ambulance chaser. Ive got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. – Chris Rock
Movies have takes. But plays are like life – you dont really get takes. – Chris Rock
Dude, I didnt say Jude Law cant act. I didnt say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said hes in every movie. – Chris Rock
You dont pay taxes – they take taxes. – Chris Rock
Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock
Hollywoods just not funny. – Chris Rock
Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock
Yeah, I love being famous. Its almost like being white, yknow? – Chris Rock
I love being famous. Its almost like being white. – Chris Rock
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock
Im in show business… I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. – Chris Rock
I think my best work is when Im kind of in charge. – Chris Rock
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. – Chris Rock
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. – Chris Rock
A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage. – Chris Rock
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. – Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
