Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. – Chris Rock
Im in show business… I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. – Chris Rock

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. – Chris Rock
Im in show business… I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. – Chris Rock
Dude, I didnt say Jude Law cant act. I didnt say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said hes in every movie. – Chris Rock
Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock
It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls. – George Bernard Shaw