Quote by Chris Rock
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they o

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock

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Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock

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A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage. – Chris Rock

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If somebody tells me Im famous I say, Im not. I cant see myself as famous and I dont think Ill ever call myself famous. I definitely dont feel famous. – Shayne Ward

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Sometimes I like to play the soundtracks to famous musicals so we can all sing along. South Pacific is one of my favorites. Our neighbors must hate us. – Louise Brown

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I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when Im dead. – Laura Kightlinger

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If somebody for some reason, for music or for movie, becomes famous, its because they have something, something special. – Roberto Cavalli

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