Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock
Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock
Movies have takes. But plays are like life – you dont really get takes. – Chris Rock
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. – Chris Rock
I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: try being rich first. See if that doesnt cover most of it. Theres not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job. – Bill Murray