Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock
Dude, I didnt say Jude Law cant act. I didnt say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said hes in every movie. – Chris Rock
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock
Dude, I didnt say Jude Law cant act. I didnt say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said hes in every movie. – Chris Rock
Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock
Yeah, I love being famous. Its almost like being white, yknow? – Chris Rock
Space is a never-ending race track. The thermal shock region on the prow of our solar system, for example, is screaming through the heavens at 490,000 miles an hour. Earth is hurtling round the sun at 67,000 miles an hour. God, it seems, is a complete speed freak. – Top Gear, series 16, episode 6